The DeadBeats World Tour – Coming Soon To A Town Near You!
My latest band, The DeadBeats, is the best band ever to never perform.
With a little luck and a whole lot of lack of effort we will be able to hold on to our self-proclaimed title.
We’re working on the endorsements and merchandise deals now.
The DeadBeats don’t take themselves too seriously and neither should you.
At least I can proudly say to everyone I meet, “Hey, I’m a DeadBeat!”