General

I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe

It is not necessary to change.  Survival is not mandatory – W. Edwards Deming

Too much of anything is bad.  Too much whiskey is just enough – Mark Twain

If I should die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:  The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music – Kurt Vonnegut

Without music, life would be a mistake – Fredrich Nietzsche

I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days – Daniel Boone

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be – Douglas Adams

I am a passenger on spaceship Earth – Richard Buckminister Fuller

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music – Friedrich Nietzsche

Let your actions speak so loudly that no one can hear your words – Marv Levy

In life, I can resist all things except temptation – Oscar Wilde

I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious – Albert Einstein

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please – Mark Twain

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home – Ken Olsen

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues – Elizabeth Taylor

When I’m good, I’m good.  When I’m bad, I’m better – Mae West

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read – Mark Twain

There is only one thing that money can’t buy and that is poverty – Lawrence Law, Sr.

I plan on living forever – so far, so good – Steven Wright

When I hear somebody sigh and say, “life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” – Sydney Harris

I don’t hate my enemies.  After all, I made ’em – Red Skelton

Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names – John F. Kennedy

Believe me!  The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from live is to live it dangerously – Friedrich Nietzsche

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect – Mark Twain

You’ve got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight – Bruce Cockburn

Sometimes we must endure other people’s happiness – Francis Law

A house without books is like a room without windows – Marni Jackson

If you have a garden and a library you have everything you need – Steven Wright

No good deed goes unpunished – Clare Booth Luce

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware – Martin Buber

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination – John Lennon

If a person gives you his time, he can give you no more precious gift – Frank Tyger

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear – Ambrose Redmoon

The surest way for evil to succeed is when good men do nothing – Edmund Burke