General
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe
It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory – W. Edwards Deming
Too much of anything is bad. Too much whiskey is just enough – Mark Twain
If I should die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music – Kurt Vonnegut
Without music, life would be a mistake – Fredrich Nietzsche
I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days – Daniel Boone
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be – Douglas Adams
I am a passenger on spaceship Earth – Richard Buckminister Fuller
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music – Friedrich Nietzsche
Let your actions speak so loudly that no one can hear your words – Marv Levy
In life, I can resist all things except temptation – Oscar Wilde
I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious – Albert Einstein
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please – Mark Twain
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home – Ken Olsen
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues – Elizabeth Taylor
When I’m good, I’m good. When I’m bad, I’m better – Mae West
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read – Mark Twain
There is only one thing that money can’t buy and that is poverty – Lawrence Law, Sr.
I plan on living forever – so far, so good – Steven Wright
When I hear somebody sigh and say, “life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” – Sydney Harris
I don’t hate my enemies. After all, I made ’em – Red Skelton
Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names – John F. Kennedy
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from live is to live it dangerously – Friedrich Nietzsche
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect – Mark Twain
You’ve got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight – Bruce Cockburn
Sometimes we must endure other people’s happiness – Francis Law
A house without books is like a room without windows – Marni Jackson
If you have a garden and a library you have everything you need – Steven Wright
No good deed goes unpunished – Clare Booth Luce
All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware – Martin Buber
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination – John Lennon
If a person gives you his time, he can give you no more precious gift – Frank Tyger
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear – Ambrose Redmoon
The surest way for evil to succeed is when good men do nothing – Edmund Burke