Posted by Frankly Francis on October 27, 2012 under Books/Authors, Quotes | 
The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn’t let her. “Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?” she asked me. “The big show is inside my head,” I said.
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let’s get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States — and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!
Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?
New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
People don’t come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you’ll look back and realize they were big things.
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.
Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs. That would surely be more appropriate than noble oratory and shows of flags and well-oiled guns.
People say there are no atheists in foxholes. A lot of people think this is a good argument against atheism. Personally, I think it’s a much better argument against foxholes.
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
To be is to do – Socrates
To do is to be – Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do – Sinatra
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
Unusual travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
Until you die…it’s all life.
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.
Life is no way to treat an animal.
The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms.
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.
A saint is a person who behaves decently in a shockingly indecent society.
What you can become is the miracle you were born to be through the work that you do.
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
And on the subject of burning books: I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength or their powerful political connections or their great wealth, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted anti-democratic bullies who have tried to remove certain books from their shelves, and have refused to reveal to thought police the names of persons who have checked out those titles.
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.
The Fourteenth Book is entitled, “What can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years. It doesn’t take long to read The Fourteenth Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: “Nothing.”
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
And so it goes…
Posted by Frankly Francis on February 3, 2010 under Quotes |
Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest – Shakespeare
Fortune favors the prepared mind – Louis Pasteur
There are those who would say that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dream. They are right. It is the American dream – Archibald McLeish
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going – Beverly Sills
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do – Thomas Jefferson
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear – Ambrose Redmoon
The real measure of our wealth is how much we’d be worth if we lost all our money – John Henry Jowett
We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run – Roy Amara
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be – Abraham Lincoln
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more – Woody Allen
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it – P.J. O’Rourke
If you’re going through hell, keep going – Winston Churchill
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable – Dwight D. Eisenhower
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it – Cullen Hightower
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul – George Bernard Shaw
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff – Frank Zappa
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been” – John Greenleaf Whittier
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this – Emo Phillips
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of – Burt Bacharach
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something – Thomas H. Huxley
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved – William Jennings Bryan
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that’s the stuff life is made of – Benjamin Franklin
When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt – Henry J. Kaiser
If at first you don’t succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong – Leo Rosten
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget – Thomas Szasz
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend – Theophrastus
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from – Al Franken
It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see – Winston Churchill
Posted by Frankly Francis on January 26, 2009 under Quotes |
I love words, phrases and quotes. Thought I’d pass some along that I have collected while revolving around the sun. I’ve done my best to get the quotes correct and to attribute them properly. Any quotes from myself are, to the best of my knowledge, mine, but I could have picked them up somewhere too. Do let me know if you have any corrections that should be made, but more importantly, please throw your favorite phrases and quotes back at me.
I’ve also added a much larger collection as a separate page labeled “Quotes.”
Here we go:
Without music, life would be a mistake – Friedrich Nietzsche
Whatever you are, be a good one – Abraham Lincoln
Do no harm
Commit random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail – Ralph Waldo Emerson
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be – Douglas Adams
Make love, not war
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
The present moment is everything; there is no rewind button when it comes to life – Francis Law
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years’ -Abraham Lincoln
Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect – Mark Twain
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind – Theodore Seuss Geisel
The real measure of our wealth is how much we’d be worth if we lost all our money – John Henry Jowett
Leave the world better than you found it, but if you can’t do that, then at least clean up after yourself
Treat others the way you want them to treat you
Too much of anything is bad. Too much whiskey is just enough – Mark Twain
Oscar Wilde
In life, I can resist all things except temptation – Oscar Wilde
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain – Dolly Parton
If you’re going through hell, keep going – Winston Churchill
Kurt Vonnegut
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be – Kurt Vonnegut (from Mother Night)
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly – Epictetus
I don’t hate my enemies. After all, I made ’em – Red Skelton
Do not initiate violence, but be prepared to respond
Choose your battles wisely and never cut-off your enemy’s escape route
What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding? – Elvis Costello
It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory – W. Edwards Deming
It’s not the cards you’re dealt; it’s how you play them – Francis Law
The end is nothing; the road is all – Willa Silbert Cather
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live it dangerously – Friedrich Nietzsche
Benjamin Franklin
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety – Benjamin Franklin
Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others – William Allen White
Love of one’s country is a splendid thing, but why should love stop at the border? – Pablo Casals
To him in whom love dwells, the whole world is but one family – Buddha
Let your actions speak so loudly that no one can hear your words – Marv Levy
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it – Jonathan Winters
Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly – Robert F. Kennedy
When it is time to die, let us not discover that we have never lived – Henry David Thoreau
May you live every day of your life – Jonathan Swift